HOW TO COOK THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF PASTA:

sarcastic-sanity:

1. Pour out how much you think you need.

2. Wrong.

(via retiredjesus)

totallybrian:

Schatzi
tribecafilm:

Tribeca Cinemas Celebrates an Icon with Special ‘Ghostbusters’ Screening

(Source: nonsentient, via ryanvallejo)

I’m in New York just for the weekend and I’m incredibly homesick. My mom doesn’t feel like home at all.

the6thsiren:

It had to be made.

lolerzz:

omg this is an actual thing that happened


Henrik Sorensen

snapchatting:

i can’t believe your hips would just lie to me like that

(via imscreamingontheinside)

stopthinkingandliv:

*dies of alcohol poisoning*
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